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Creepy Old Guy- update

In Mobile Updates on June 26, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Old Guy Tricks

I notice today, my ability to hear is inversely proportionate to the expanse of the cashier‘s cleavage. I guess I’m not looking at her lips. And I’m not turning my good ear entirely her way. Now that I’ve noticed this; I’ll have to check if I try for leans forward & repeats. I had no problem with the guy at the Bodega this morning. The brown-skinned cashier at the bank with the cafe au lait rolling praries and the  red-head with freckled bonny braes at the coffee bar had to holler to make themselves understood.
6/29 Update. I’m definitely a COG… Dash into Kohls last night while talking with a friend via the phone bud in my good ear. The cashier is a lovely girl, but she is little Miss 5×5 in a high neck blouse and I have no problem whatsoever understanding her and the woman on the other end of the phone remarks “guess she wasn’t much of a looker” .
I check my sex appeal by shooting myself in the foot- an inane comment is the litmus test.
If she chuckles, I’m a harmless old guy.
If she shrinks back, I’m just weird, but I might have been interesting.
I’m like a dog chasing a bus, don’t really want to catch it so this toe in the water works.
I scout what the people, on the train, are reading.
Until I saw the SNL Mother’s Day skit, I thought there was a female surge in Civil War lit. Shades of Gray indeed, one woman’s Victorian Romantic fantasy is gel shot picnics, another’s is a rattan spanking.

OR with my luck………..

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Watching Her Walk in Her Sexual Power seems to suggest that a woman showing off her stuff is empowering if not an actual victory…

But if Nathan Graziano notices a woman from Yoga Pants Nation strutting her stuff he’s a pervert, or maybe just confused.

Growth Industry

In Fleshed Out Tweets, Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Evidently Facebook is tanking.

Now I didn’t see the movie as I didn’t think it would include my four must points,

  1. Horses
  2. Machine Guns
  3. Flying Machines
  4. Frontal Nudity

But it never seemed to me like Zuckerberg invented fire- so I thought maybe I’d be discovered in a new Electronic “Schwab’s Pharmacy

And I haven’t, again, hit the lottery….

But I guess I’m as narcissistic as the next guy.

So what’s that leave me with?

Oh I know- Mommy Porn “Fifty Shades of Grey” …

But then if anything the past 20 yrs has taught me that women aren’t interested in my fantasies (anymore?)  so……

Why can’t anyone pass a welding test AND a drug test?

But then I guess that ship sailed in 75 when I wanted to take off a year between HS & College.

It ain’t easy. I guess I’ll just have to keep plugging along with my inane comments until Comedy Central sends a DialCar for me.

And Play Blog Buzz Word Bingo

On the Media- Impact of the Internet

In Did You See This?, Fleshed Out Tweets on August 8, 2011 at 12:07 pm

http://www.onthemedia.org/2011/feb/18/the-global-impact-of-the-internet/transcript/

Well worth perusing vis the impact of the internet on governments’ ability to control information. The Dilemma is- the same tech items that enable business enable dissent. There is also an interesting meander exploring “Social Media” ie Facebook and business interests vs social consciousness.

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