It is amazing what a guy would do for a loaf of bread & a jug of wine….
Well the siblings tried to get me some culture at MOMA….
Ahhhh Merry Christmas
Clerk “the suggested contribution is $25-”
Me ” certainly”
Clerk “have you got a driver’s license”
Clerk ” there is no signature on you card”
Me ” here & make it $15″
Clerk ” you’re kidding me”
Me ” no, not at all; my going rate is about $10 an insult. You want to make it five bucks for the visit ?”