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In Fleshed Out Tweets, Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Evidently Facebook is tanking.

Now I didn’t see the movie as I didn’t think it would include my four must points,

  1. Horses
  2. Machine Guns
  3. Flying Machines
  4. Frontal Nudity

But it never seemed to me like Zuckerberg invented fire- so I thought maybe I’d be discovered in a new Electronic “Schwab’s Pharmacy

And I haven’t, again, hit the lottery….

But I guess I’m as narcissistic as the next guy.

So what’s that leave me with?

Oh I know- Mommy Porn “Fifty Shades of Grey” …

But then if anything the past 20 yrs has taught me that women aren’t interested in my fantasies (anymore?)  so……

Why can’t anyone pass a welding test AND a drug test?

But then I guess that ship sailed in 75 when I wanted to take off a year between HS & College.

It ain’t easy. I guess I’ll just have to keep plugging along with my inane comments until Comedy Central sends a DialCar for me.

And Play Blog Buzz Word Bingo

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