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Problem Children in Congress

In Fleshed Out Tweets, Thoughtful- Items I'd Like you to Read on August 1, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Last night congress, used the bathroom, flushed the toilet, washed his hands and turned off the light.
Now he’s looking for a cookie.
Honey, it’s expected at your age.
The Congress posse is stalking the halls giving guys wedgies and snapping girls’ bra straps. And posting this on UTube.
Congress is farting in the elevator cab and snickering when it gets off.
Congress is picking his nose and wiping his finger on the cafeteria table.
Congress is making fart noises during quiet time.
Congress dropped a turd & is telling you “if it’s in the punchbowl it must be ice”
Congress is pissing down your collar & calling it rain.


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