I get a call to look at some work down in the lower village and head down to meet Jameson or Christopher or Roberto — no … Renaldo.
(Let’s not get into the imposition of three-syllable names. Who’s got that kind of time?)
On entering, I can tell that this is “some kind of fancy” little boutique. Long on the subdued lighting with jewelry brightly displayed and starkly dispersed in antique glass cases. The tiny price tags hanging from tampon strings, discreetly turned ink down, notify me I won’t be shopping here.
I’m wearing, basically, the same clothes I’ve worn for 40 years:
Khakis or Levis.
A 100-percent cotton button-down shirt — probably blue.
Utilitarian watch for jewelry.
Some kind of boots — it’s a long story.
A blazer — I grew accustomed to the pockets in high school.
Vaguely I feel like a turd in the punch bowl, a zebra at the paddock.
There are a few skinny sales women — too skinny for my taste and a wisp of a guy, fresh from the band box. He glides over and, like a pro, asks if I’m looking for “something special”.
I know I’m here to meet a potential client who may possibly have learned about the stores I’ve built in three weeks. We need the work. But I gotta say it-
“I don’t know about special; I’m looking for Renaldo”.
He pauses disappointed for a moment, then perks up. “Is Reynaldo your personal shopper?”
Game, set & match skinny boy. I’m speechless and incredulous for a few moments…
I can’t help myself.
“Let me ask you a question: “Does anything about me look like a guy with a personal shopper?” It’s just my opinion, but, if I’m a client, maybe Reynaldo dropped the ball.”
What I’m thinking is:
Does this look like a fashionable ensemble a pro would choose?
Would someone really pay Reynaldo good money to put this together?
I have to tell you I have a whole closet full of this stuff and I’m going to stock up now if it’s going to get expensive.
And, god bless him he doesn’t say “No, but you certainly do look like you need one.”
08/14—Do Those Pants Make You Look Fat? Ask the Internet By CLAIRE CAIN MILLER
- Building Your Wardrobe (diamondardnas.wordpress.com)